And They All Lived Happily Ever
After!
by Crystal Connor
Published:
August 28th, 2012
Word Count: approx. 65,000
Genre: Horror,
Sci-Fi, Dark Fantasy
Recommended Age:
13+
Synopsis
Once upon a time, in a dark & scary place,
in a frightening land way too close to home…
Crystal Connor’s …And They All Lived Happily
Ever After! is a collection of short fables not meant for children; but for
those who enjoy the madness of nightmares.
In the ‘Queen’s Pawn’ you’ll visit a magical
kingdom full of wonder and splendor only to come to the sickening realization
that when the Queen had a message…she sends her pawns.
The perils of eating forbidden fruit have been
cautioned against since the Book of Genesis, but will our urban princess in
‘The Apple’ heed those warnings?
Embark on a mystical and treacherous quest to
reach ‘The Ruins’, located in place so sacred that is should never be visited
by mortal man.
These are just a few of the adventures you’ll
have as you explore the dark imagination of Crystal Connor. Fourteen short
stories of horror, science fiction, and fantasy; 65,306 words of terror by a
single author who clearly intends to one day be known as a Master in the genre.
Monsters, Women, and Villains (oh my)!
Excerpt
There's a
whole host of benefits allotted to those, who like myself, possess these very
specialized set of skills. One of the benefits is, that afterward, you sleep
really good at night and I mean really good.
What?
Well, it's true, it's hard to believe I know, but trust me it's true. Sam, my uncle, sent me to this exotic land that used to smell of frankincense and myrrh. He sent us there, my brothers-in-arms and me, so that we could become proficient in the art of death. We were good at what we did too, because now it only smells of gunpowder, burnt oil, and death. That's a hellofa predicament you've found
yourself in, isn't it?
Well, at least now you know I'm good with a gun and thanks to my Uncle Sam I am also very comfortable with a blade. This ten inch beauty here is a staple, it’s sharp enough to be use as machete. But this one, with the gut hook, is my all
time favorite and I'll show you why here in a minute. Now, I can understand why you broke into my home, these are tough times, and a guys gotta eat I get that. I do.
Maybe I would have let you live if you had simply demanded my money and jewels, but, then again, I was never known for being charitable.
What?
Well, it's true, it's hard to believe I know, but trust me it's true. Sam, my uncle, sent me to this exotic land that used to smell of frankincense and myrrh. He sent us there, my brothers-in-arms and me, so that we could become proficient in the art of death. We were good at what we did too, because now it only smells of gunpowder, burnt oil, and death. That's a hellofa predicament you've found
yourself in, isn't it?
Well, at least now you know I'm good with a gun and thanks to my Uncle Sam I am also very comfortable with a blade. This ten inch beauty here is a staple, it’s sharp enough to be use as machete. But this one, with the gut hook, is my all
time favorite and I'll show you why here in a minute. Now, I can understand why you broke into my home, these are tough times, and a guys gotta eat I get that. I do.
Maybe I would have let you live if you had simply demanded my money and jewels, but, then again, I was never known for being charitable.
About the Author
Washington
State native Crystal Connor has been terrorizing readers since before Jr. high
School and loves anything to do with monsters, bad guys, rogue scientific
experiments, jewelry, sky-high high heel shoes & unreasonably priced hang
bags. She is also considering changing her professional title to dramatization
specialist because it’s so much more theatrical than being just a mere drama
queen. Along with inducing insomnia within her readership Crystal also reviews
indie horror and sci-fi movies for HorrorAddicts.net
Giveaway
There is a tour wide giveaway. Prizes include the following:
1 Lucky winner will get a print copy of And They All Lived Happily Ever After!
Giveaway is International
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